There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory.Patrick Bateman has it all – looks, money, style and status. Engaged to the beautiful Evelyn Williams, he is about to win the prestigious Fischer account for his investment bank and celebrate by dining at Dorsia. But there’s another side to his life that Patrick keeps secret. And people – including those closest to him – keep disappearing…

Off The Kerb Productions presents a night of comedy in support of Community First Responders via the London Ambulance Charity. Hosted by Joel Dommett, the star-studded line up also includes; Katherine Ryan, Russell Kane, Fatiha El-Ghorri, Seann Walsh and Limahl Germain (Line up subject to change.) The London Ambulance Service is supported by a Voluntary Responder Group, which enables dedicated life-saving volunteers to respond to 999 emergencies alongside ambulances. Volunteer responders are trained and equipped to use defibrillators — devices that can restore a normal heart rhythm to someone in cardiac arrest. Because they are only sent to the most serious, life-or-death emergencies, volunteer responders are often the first on scene, providing immediate care and early defibrillation before an ambulance arrives. This saves lives. Working closely with London Ambulance Service, the charity plays a key role in improving cardiac arrest outcomes and supporting volunteers who help save lives across London. Off The Kerb Productions will donate 100% of net profits to London Ambulance Service Voluntary Responder Group (Charity No. 1061191-1). Line up subject to change.

The smash-hit, internationally acclaimed, award-winning, multi-sell-out phenomenon is back. Our cast will present an unconventional, no-holds-barred interpretation of 'Romeo and Juliet', with a tipsily tragic take on William Shakespeare's most iconic roll call of characters: from a rat-arsed Romeo to a juiced-up Juliet, a trollied Tybalt or a mashed-up Mercutios, along with enough booze to sterilise a brewery floor. This will be a tragedy like no other—the cup overfloweth. There is no love lost between the Capulet and Montague families, and everyone in Verona knows it. Surely the only hangover cure to centuries of family feuds is two forlorn teenagers from opposite households falling in love with each other? And a swig (or two) of the finest spirits to nudge them in the right direction, of course... What could possibly go wrong? Warning: Sh!t-faced Shakespeare® may feature foul language, nudity, disembowelled limbs and, occasionally, some Shakespeare.

Even In This World Of Chaos We Can Still Find Happiness Blistering musicality, razor sharp political satire and spectacular masks collide as a prison band of dictators and traitors takes you on an exhilarating journey from tyranny to enlightenment. Dystopia was one of the most highly praised shows of Edinburgh Fringe 2025. Touchy Trump, Polonium Putin, and Kim Jong Elvis join Beldon Haigh, Helen Raier and Presidents Blame and Moon to provoke, satirise and entertain in this immersive, multimedia rock opera by acclaimed singer/songwriter Justin Skelton.

Raucous, ridiculous, and surprisingly satisfying - The Horne Section Podcast is live at Leicester Square Theatre!Your evening dose of musical nonsense and anarchic chat will be hosted by Alex Horne and his band and joined in the theatre by a very special guest for some mayhem and plenty of laughs. New show every night!

Toms Green and Price, the stars of GB’s 2nd biggest golf podcast, bring you an un-fore-gettable evening of links based lols. Prepare to experience the game as you never have before. They’ll put the par into audience participation, tell stories too litigious for the podcast, and attempt to solve slow play once and for all. Competitions, confessions and chronic back pain LIVE! At last a new golf tour that’s not Saudi backed.

"It was seven minutes after midnight. The dog was lying in the grass in the middle of the lawn in front of Mrs. Shears' house. Its eyes were closed. It looked as if it was running on its side, the way dogs run when they think they are chasing a cat in a dream. But the dog was not running or asleep. The dog was dead."  The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time tells the story of Christopher John Francis Boone, who is fifteen years old. He stands besides Mrs Shears' dead dog, which has been speared with a garden fork, and Christopher is under suspicion. He records each fact in a book he is writing to solve the mystery of who killed Wellington. He has an extraordinary brain, however everyday life presents some barriers. He has never ventured alone beyond the end of his road, he detests being touched and distrusts strangers. But his detective work, forbidden by his father, takes him on a frightening journey that upturns his world. This amateur production of The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. (www.concordtheatricals.com)  Age Suitability: 13+ Warnings: Strong Language / Sexual Reference / Violence / Discrimination / Animal Death ADAPTED BY Simon Stephens BASED ON THE NOVEL BY Mark Haddon  DIRECTED BY Ellie Lee Henry ASSISTANT DIRECTOR Shauna Young LIGHTING DESIGN BY Hannah Bevan SOUND DESIGN BY Ellie Lee Henry COMPOSER Séan Brady CAST Benjamin Musgrave, Cat Heneghan, Charlotte Rose Keating, Conor Hanson, Gráinne Holmes Blumenthal, Jane Tuohy, Mary Isabel Walsh, Maurice Collins, Noah Harte, Tomas Gudmundsson  TICKETS €20 | €18 RUNNING TIME 2 hrs 10 mins incl. 15 min interval ABOUT THE COMPANY No Drama Theatre is a lively Dublin-based community theatre group that has been running for over 15 years. Our aim is to bring together people of all levels who are interested in drama, theatre and performance. Along with two main productions a year, No Drama Theatre coordinates weekly drop in workshops, monologue nights, one-act showcases, writing groups and more. Everyone is welcome - so drop on by!

Have you ever forensically over-thought your life choices? Are they all somehow connected to a passing comment your Spanish teacher made when you were 15? Has it impacted everything from your love life to your career? Following sold-out shows across the UK, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and Soho Theatre, Celya AB (“One of the most gifted joke writers of her age” - Chortle) is back with a new show with her brand of “exceptional, not to mention impressively original” (British Comedy Guide) jokes and sharp observations. This is a show about breaking free from shame, and what ensues when you do. As seen on Live At The Apollo, the Off Menu podcast and Comedy Central Live. ‘A superb contriver of pithy, memorable punchlines’ - ★★★★ Scotsman ‘She has claimed her crown and her mastery over the stand up art form’ - ★★★★★ Pepper & Salt ‘Her quips are slick, her one liners razor sharp, and her caustic wit and pithy anecdotes dazzle the mind’ - ★★★★ Entertainment NowPresented by Berks Nest Performance Information Approximate show duration: 1 hour and 45 minutes including an opening act and a 20 minute interval Age Rating: 16+ Please note – the bar will close 15 minutes before the advertised start time. Latecomers will not be admitted so please arrive in good time. Please contact Box Office on 0151 709 4321 if you require wheelchair access. There are two wheelchair spaces available for each show. There are no booking fees payable (hurrah!)

Following two hit UK tours, Biggest Award in Comedy nominee and resident (junior) Doctor Michael Akadiri prescribes Liverpool with a potent dose of his latest offering, Don’t Call Me Uncle! Multi-award-winning comedian Michael is proud to wear many hats: doctor, husband & father. Evidently, that list does not include uncle. Yet, despite only being in his early 30s, “the supremely talented and likeable” (Metro) doctor, for the first time ever, was recently called uncle in public (a term usually reserved for elders!). This has sent him spiralling! Join the ‘hugely entertaining” (Chortle) Akadiri as he fights this lurid allegation, contemplates the difference between perception and reality all whilst keeping the laughs flowing with his trademark “sharp-wit” (Chortle) & “politically punchy” (Guardian) anecdotes. As seen on Comedy Central LIVE, ITVs Stand Up Sketch & Channel 4’s Stand Up to Cancer. As heard on Capital Xtra’s Breakfast Show, LBC & BBC Radio 4’s Loose Ends Tour support for Jason Manford & Emmanuel Sonubi. Winner - Komedia New Comedy Award Winner - Comedian of Medicine Award, Haags Comedy Festival Next Up Biggest Award in Comedy nominee Presented independently by Michael Akadiri Performance Information Approximate show duration: 1 hour and 40 minutes including a 20 minute interval Age Rating: 16+ Please note – the bar will close 15 minutes before the advertised start time. Latecomers will not be admitted so please arrive in good time. Please contact Box Office on 0151 709 4321 if you require wheelchair access. There are two wheelchair spaces available for each show. There are no booking fees payable (hurrah!)

İlk uzun gösterisi “Şehir Eliti” ile YouTube’da yaklaşık olarak 8 milyon izlenme oranına ulaşan ve çok sevilen; “Aşk Acısı” gösterisi ile Cem Yılmaz’dan sonra Netflix’te yer alan ilk Türk mizahçısı olarak sahne enerjisini ekrana taşıyan Ali Congun kahkaha dolu yeni gösterisi “Adliye Çayı” ile Londra’da sevenleriyle buluşuyor.

Join us for CROWD WORK: an interactive comedy show which sees three comedians flexing their comedy muscles and taking on whatever the audience throws at them.  Championing your weird and wonderful stories, unpacking your confessions and diving into your dilemmas. This is work-in-progress, so expect an evening where nothing is prepared and everything is possible! Three comedians. One crowd. Absolute chaos.

The smash-hit, internationally acclaimed, award-winning, multi-sell-out phenomenon is back. Our cast will present an unconventional, no-holds-barred interpretation of 'Romeo and Juliet', with a tipsily tragic take on William Shakespeare's most iconic roll call of characters: from a rat-arsed Romeo to a juiced-up Juliet, a trollied Tybalt or a mashed-up Mercutios, along with enough booze to sterilise a brewery floor. This will be a tragedy like no other—the cup overfloweth. There is no love lost between the Capulet and Montague families, and everyone in Verona knows it. Surely the only hangover cure to centuries of family feuds is two forlorn teenagers from opposite households falling in love with each other? And a swig (or two) of the finest spirits to nudge them in the right direction, of course... What could possibly go wrong? Warning: Sh!t-faced Shakespeare® may feature foul language, nudity, disembowelled limbs and, occasionally, some Shakespeare.